Posted 17 hours ago

utopican:

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"How can I repay you, brother mine?" 

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"How can I expect you to forgive?" 

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"Clinging to the past , I shed our blood." 

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"And shattered your chance to live." 

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"Though I knew the laws, I paid no heed. How can I return your wasted breath?" 

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"What I did not know has cost you dear." 

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"For there is no cure for death." 

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"Beautiful mother, soft and sweet." 

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"Once you were gone, we were not complete." 

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"Back through the years — we reached for you; but alas, ‘twas not meant to be." 

image"And how can I make amends?" 

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"For all that I took from you?" 

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"I led you with hopeless dreams." 

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"My brother, I was a fool." 

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(I made another one, XD) 

Sources: (ai yah, some are missing) 

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Posted 18 hours ago

whatpumpkin:

Troll Horns are now available at What Pumpkin

Currently, only Aradia’s, Tavros’ and Karkat’s horns are available, but we’ll be releasing more in due time!

Posted 18 hours ago

creatingmyowndreams:

rekit:

The best deodorant you will ever use

Seriously. 1/4 teaspoon in each pit and you can sweat your ass off, totally stink-free for like 2 full days. It’s a natural anti-bacterial so those little fuckers won’t multiply and make you smell. Plus it’s cheaper and healthier than any deod you can buy anywhere.

Use equal parts of the following:

-corn starch
-baking soda
-coconut oil
-cocoa butter

With a few drops of whatever essential oil you want, for fragrance. Otherwise it basically just smells like nothing. I use tea tree oil & pine needle oil. Cuz they’re MANLY.

Note - It pretty much turns to liquid if it’s warmer than about 75 degrees. If you want to keep it solid, you can refrigerate it or add a little more corn starch.

Reblogging myself again, cuz I still use this and it’s still awesome

This is what I’ve been using for about a year now and it works wonders.

Not convinced it works? My fiance is literally the smelliest human being I’ve ever met when he’s been sweating all day. I made him some with tea tree oil and he now smells nice and mint-ish as the end of the day, even if he’s been outside working.

Not to mention it’s cheaper, smells better, better for you AND better for the environment to make your own :D

Posted 18 hours ago

miss-love:

kvallning:

chardyice:

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Give to me

I just want to dress like this all the time

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

swimclubboys:

So you wanna have Iwatobikkuri-pan…

…But traveling to Iwami just isn’t in your budget, well rejoice! With a few household staples (and a couple things you may need to pick up) you too can have your very own Iwatobikkuri-pan!!

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Ingredients (for 2 buns):

Bread:

  • 1 cup flour
  • 1 tbsp  sugar
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1/8 cup milk diluted with water to 1/3 cup
  • 1 tsp instant dry yeast
  • 1 tbsp lukewarm water
  • beaten egg
  • 2 tbsp soft butter

Filling and deco:

  •  1/3 a dark chocolate bar (approx 1/4 cup choco chips) melted
  • 4 tbsp each jam and marmalade
  • 1/2 cup whipped topping/whipping cream
  • 2 cashews, 2 peanuts (halved)
  • optional: 1/2 cup custard or pastry cream

Combine the warm water and yeast and let sit as you gather your other ingredients. Combine the flour, sugar, and salt together in a bowl or food processor. Add the yeasty-water, 1 tbsp of the beaten egg and the diluted milk and pulse until combined. Add the butter and mix until the dough becomes smooth (took about a minute in my food processor). Shape into a ball (you’re gonna want to flour your hands) and cover with plastic wrap in a bowl and let sit for an hour or until it doubles in size (if you can poke a floury finger into the ball and not have it swell to fill it, it’s ready).

Once it’s risen enough, place on a floured surface and divide into two. From there, you’re going to want to divide each half into 2/5 (head) and 3/5 (body). Once everything’s divided up, place on a parchment paper covered cookie sheet, cover with a damp cloth, leave in a warm place, and settle down with your favourite episode of Free! (aka leave it alone for 20 minutes). 

After watching half-naked cuties, shape the larger dough balls into cylinders and attach the smaller balls into a roughly Iwatobi-chan-ish shape. Cover again and go watch another episode of Free! (before you do, preheat your oven to 400F/200C)

Brush the buns with the leftover beaten egg, and make the faces out of the peanuts and cashews. Place in the oven and bake for 12-15 minutes, or until golden brown. Remove from oven and cool. If you need to make some whipping cream, melt your chocolate, or wash your dishes, go do this now. 

Cut a “V” shape out of the body and remove the piece. Carefully, with a chopstick or finger-like tool poke a hole into the head from where it’s connected to the body. Fill the head-cavern with luscious cream, custard and/or chocolate. If you have custard, pipe a line of it down the body. Follow up with a layer of whipped cream next. Taking small spoonfuls, place the marmalade and jam on either side of the whipping cream. Get out a piping bag with a small tip (or a plastic bag with a teeny hole cut at a corner) and pipe on the pupils and chocolate drizzle.

That’s it! Tuck in and decide how you eat your Iwatobikkuri-pan!

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(mun highly supports Rei’s preference of starting it from the bottom)

Posted 2 days ago

maybe-i-am-gay:

superb-egg:

borntoflyforcedtowalk:

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

frma2z:

anatomyofapology:

Drop the beat

Literally perfection

I wonna do this with someone omg

Omg

FUCKIN SOBBING

I could watch this for hours!!

Posted 3 days ago
ultrafacts:

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This man. He is amazing.

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Posted 3 days ago

laughterkey:

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

If you want to watch it go here. The Youtube video has been disabled, but it’s available at the link just below it in the article.

This is beautiful.

Posted 3 days ago

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